It looks made up, it feels made up, but it’s real.

No, I’m not sure how to tie them together either.

Which is probably a good thing.

Spoiler alert: Yes, it was a scam.

It was ever thus.

The Donald Trumps, and everyone sighs.

You know, until the time after that.

Said by a wiser squirrel than me.

Not this website! Quiet at the back, thank you.

Look at those eyes. We don’t deserve dogs.

There is a disturbance in The Force, Luke.

If your kids can’t sleep, tell them about the UK tax system. Eyes glazing over in seconds.

Lesson learned. Or not. You can decide.

I didn’t expect the volatility to start less than 24 hours later.

Family update, investment scribblings, and the usual good news to end on.

Risk comes in many shapes and sizes.

The only and only Jack Bogle.

It wasn’t even close.

Sound the alarm.

*Bad joke incoming.